Random Thoughts – June 6th
Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
NACOGDOCHES — A Nacogdoches High School girls' basketball coach was arrested Tuesday and charged with having an improper relationship with a student. Dayna Crenshaw, 33, was arrested at about 8 a.m. today...According to the affidavit for search warrant, the NISD police department was contacted April 25 "in regards to allegations being made by a female student that stated she had been involved in a sexual relationship with a teacher, Dayna Crenshaw."... The officer's evidence included a written description — from the student — of the inside of Crenshaw's mother's house, and the description of a tattoo on Crenshaw's body she observed during "encounters" with Crenshaw. The tattoo is located on Crenshaw's waistline, the affidavit for search warrant said.
Barstool's army of attorney's would like me to restate that we do NOT condone the seduction of female high school students by their teachers. At least not their male teachers. Hot lesbian action with their coaches is not only acceptable, it's expected. "Working out at the Y" is as much apart of women's athletics as weight training or film study. Most girls' basketball coaches spend so much time going down on their players they've evolved a blowhole so they can breathe.
As a fun side note, apparently Dayna worked on the side for some athletic training facility and the director said of her,
"Dayna is tough. She does all the drills with the athletes just to show them it can be done. Excellent teacher and an even better person. I am very lucky to have her on my staff!"
Tough, I can buy. But I don't think she was ever on his staff. >rimshot<
The Grades:
Looks: Am I reaching if I say Ms. Crenshaw looks like low rent, Bayou Country, 2023 Hayden Panitierre? Not as hot, obviously, but that's a body any Nacogdoches high school girl would kill to have. Grade: B+.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: Dayna loses points here for choosing an 18 year old to hook up with. "Barely legal" still means "legal." All she had to do was wait until this chick got that diploma in her hands and she could've dove between the girl's legs on stage in front of the whole student body with impunity. Grade: C.
Intangibles: The tatoo just above her cooch is of pink and blue footprints. Grade: B
Overall: B-. If teachers with bodies like this are going to be going after the female students, how are the boys of Nacogdoches High supposed to get any? (Thanks to Mickey B for both links.)