Just another typical day in Boston Sports. Here is what happened since I left my computer.

1. Coco Crisp got got beamed and started a bench clearing brawl.

2. Jacoby Ellsbury got hurt on a diving catch

3. Manny Ramirez backhanded Youk in the face in the dugout

4. Coco Crisp called the Tampa Bay Devil Rays a bunch of girls

5. Celts tipoff the NBA Finals

6. NBA unveils Larry Bird/Magic Johnson commerical in which Larry looks strangely like Bob Ryan

7. Paul Pierce gets taken off the court in a wheelchair

8. Paul Pierce returns from getting taken off the court in a wheelchair and goes berserk.

9. Celtics Win Game 1

10. Kobe rapes a chick

Ho hum, ho hum. Just another day in the greatest sports city on earth. I know I've asked this before but in light of recent developments I need to ask it again. Could sports exist in the world without Boston? No right?